just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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