He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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