Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
All the doctor said was why
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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