We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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