Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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