38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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