I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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