all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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