One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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