I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I love you.
Bad choice
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