just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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