i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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