I got chris browned last night
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Randomize
