found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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