What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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