The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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