1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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