One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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