he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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