Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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