is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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