Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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