I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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