your thong is hanging out like whoa
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
