No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My dick has a subreddit
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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