I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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