I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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