Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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