She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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