love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Randomize
