clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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