I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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