the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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