Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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