He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
