I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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