But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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