Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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