I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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