Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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