we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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