do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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