The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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