Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He shit in the fireplace
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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