The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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