i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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