You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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