But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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