her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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