My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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