It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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