After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
