You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I am midnight drunk by noon
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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