I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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